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"Rebuttal of Nurse Ratchitt Returns" By luck, divineintervention and powerful antibiotics, I have survived Nurse Ratchitt's care. Her intentions were good, but there were a few moments of crisis.

"Nurse Ratchitt Returns" Woke at 5 a.m. to take husband to hospital for surgery. Arrive 2 hours early as requested only to find we have to sit around and wait for various nurses and doctors. Endeavor to entertain husband with; "I spy with my Little Eye".

"Nurse Ratchitt" When I was a junior in high school, for reasons unknown to me now called "middle school", I recall taking a test which indicated my most likely future career choices.

"Rebuttal of Baby's Day Out" I just returned from an out of town business trip (without Shawn) to find her re-cap of events last Thursday in my inbox. I must say, Shawn's version of the facts outlined below portrays her in a favorable light, compared to the darkness of reality.

"Baby's Day Out" I put on my best "spill proof" outfit and head downtown with Craig. We arrive early; I will be able to check out the food selection.

 

 

Shawn Underwood, a native Washingtonian, writes humorous anecdotes for newspapers and magazines.   If you are a member of the media or would like to use a story, please email Shawn.

 

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