Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I’M BATDOG LOL.

What is it about the seventy-plus generation and packing for a trip? How many suitcases full of bathing suits and light summer wear does one need for a month.

Kegs Keg-like bellies
Dress-commando Dress-Spanx (please)
Pick up lines Pick ones teeth or nose

Not a whole lot has changed since I was in college—other than my waistline—but that’s another story.

Girl Friends Dinner—AUTHOR UNKNOWN

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.Finally, they agreed to meet at the B-town burgers next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

At the end of last summer, my two sons “flew the coop” and took up residence in dorms. Strangely enough, though I thought their departure would decrease the general upheaval in the house, quite the opposite occurred.

First of all I am a complete idiot for not figuring this out the stupid copyright form in the first place.

One particular set of instructions concerning the "title of the work" completely baffled me. I tried all sorts of

entries and nothing worked. In desperation I jotted off a quick note to "help" people. I noted

I the response time of two to three days.

The response came within a matter of hours making it that much quicker to get my sitcom proposal in the right hands!

> Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:12 PM
> To: ctoinfo
> Subject: eCO technical help 
> 
> Hi there,
> 
> I am very frustrated with this program. I can't get my 'title of work' to register. My case number is 1-731477601
> 
> Can you help me please?
> 
> signed 'annoyed'
> Shawn

Hello,
You selected "Series Title" for the title type.
You have to select "Title of work being registered" at least once for the title type.

If you need further technical assistance, respond to this email with your case number or contact us at 202-707-3002.
Regards,
U. S. Copyright Technology Office - FM
Library of Congress
101 Independence Ave S.E. 
Washington DC 20540
(202) 707-3002
www.copyright.gov

I like dogs, all kinds of dogs, except “biters” and those with saliva on their molars. The “biter” phenomenon is very evident in small yappers.

My trainer is waiting for me; the sweat begins to accumulate under my arms. I have a tank top on, so in this case, it runs down my side. I am not sure what I have signed up for, but I know that a 50+ year old women in pants that fit like a sausage casing generate looks, and I don’t mean good looks.

The “Big One” hit Seattle during the winter of 1991, we were unprepared, and unfortunately the weathermen had not predicted the storm. Three trees crashed onto our house leaving a gaping hole, actually not a bad thing as we needed a new roof. Though I must say, living in an unheated home had its disadvantages. Because of this event, Craig was determined that we would never be without power again. Picture the refrain from, “Gone with the Wind”, when Scarlett O’Hara says; “I will never be hungry again”, it was something like that, only I don’t even sort of look like Scarlett…

Children are quick.