What is it about the seventy-plus generation and packing for a trip? How many suitcases full of bathing suits and light summer wear does one need for a month.

Kegs Keg-like bellies
Dress-commando Dress-Spanx (please)
Pick up lines Pick ones teeth or nose

Not a whole lot has changed since I was in college—other than my waistline—but that’s another story.

Girl Friends Dinner—AUTHOR UNKNOWN

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.Finally, they agreed to meet at the B-town burgers next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

At the end of last summer, my two sons “flew the coop” and took up residence in dorms. Strangely enough, though I thought their departure would decrease the general upheaval in the house, quite the opposite occurred.

First of all I am a complete idiot for not figuring this out the stupid copyright form in the first place.

One particular set of instructions concerning the "title of the work" completely baffled me. I tried all sorts of

entries and nothing worked. In desperation I jotted off a quick note to "help" people. I noted

I the response time of two to three days.

The response came within a matter of hours making it that much quicker to get my sitcom proposal in the right hands!

> Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:12 PM
> To: ctoinfo
> Subject: eCO technical help 
> 
> Hi there,
> 
> I am very frustrated with this program. I can't get my 'title of work' to register. My case number is 1-731477601
> 
> Can you help me please?
> 
> signed 'annoyed'
> Shawn

Hello,
You selected "Series Title" for the title type.
You have to select "Title of work being registered" at least once for the title type.

If you need further technical assistance, respond to this email with your case number or contact us at 202-707-3002.
Regards,
U. S. Copyright Technology Office - FM
Library of Congress
101 Independence Ave S.E. 
Washington DC 20540
(202) 707-3002
www.copyright.gov