My newly single friend says that in order to catch the attention of a “b-town betty” (Slang for an attractive female, sort of on par with hottie.) one must “dress” the part of cool single guy to hang with his homies. His watering hole of choice is the The Tin Room, where locals congregate after/before dinner for a look-see. Visions of Steve Martin’s, “I’m a wild and crazy guy,” pop into my head. However, my single friend says, the “wild and crazy guy” persona does not suit him. “What kind of “Betty” are you looking for?” I ask him. How about an “ugly Betty” with a winning personality?

Today I saw a most comical site. High school graduation is drawing near and celebrations have begun. The seniors are now only marking time assuming they have been accepted into various universities they have applied for. A lot of seniors have decorated their rides. One would expect to see a nearly graduated senior behind the wheel. I was surprised this morning when I saw older women driving a mustang that said “Hottie” in white paint on the windows of her ride. There was more graphic terminology not fit for public viewing on the back window.