Even if you don’t own a dog at present, you’ll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!

This is an actual letter from an Austin , Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products

Word travels fast here in b-town. I was just gathering my courage to call my dentist to make an appointment for a tooth scrubbing when Margi, the receptionist at Dr. Abolofia’s office phoned me—for the third time. I’m sure patients like moi driver her crazy.

I’m a procrastinator. I won’t ask for a show of hands from people who have the same problem because well first of all I can’t see your hands because I’m here in my son’s room—recently converted to an office until said son returns from college and all Hell breaks loose, because I’m using his room. As I was saying before I started going off track with the converted office bit—I have no doubt there would be a sea of procrastinating hands, too numerous to count. For instance, who has yet to take down their Halloween decorations?